Hey people! Sorry that I hadn’t posted anything for a while, but mow, so just for starters, another legendary omegle chat!

Hey people! Sorry that I hadn’t posted anything for a while, but mow, so just for starters, another legendary omegle chat!

A regular ordinary English test in Germany.

A regular ordinary English test in Germany.

handlemycharm: TO ADI i think you seem to need a picture of eric saade, so here you go! now i really feel sorry for my followers haha, i promise i’ll stop posting not-awesome-things. i love you guys. and adi, why on earth are we post-chatting? I don’t know, I accidently started, you continued, I started again…and because we’re so f***ing awesome!, everybody should know how AWESOME! we are!  Diggiloo, diggiley, we’re so fucking awesome!

handlemycharm:

TO ADI

i think you seem to need a picture of eric saade, so here you go!

now i really feel sorry for my followers haha, i promise i’ll stop posting not-awesome-things. i love you guys.

and adi, why on earth are we post-chatting?

I don’t know, I accidently started, you continued, I started again…and because we’re so f***ing awesome!, everybody should know how AWESOME! we are! 

Diggiloo, diggiley, we’re so fucking awesome!

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well, blondie

handlemycharm:

i’m glad you have so high thoughts of yourself, good for you, but i don’t believe that’s the truth. the reason that i have like a million followers can’t really be that people feel sorry for me, it has to be because i’m awesome, and i know you think so too.

Poor million followers! And you diggiloo forgot, that I’m the AWESOMENESS!!! 

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so, strange swedish girl from strange country

handlemycharm:

you started following me again, huh? i knew it! haha nah, thank you ;D

I just had nothing to do, and because you never stopped unfollowing me, I just had the feeling I should follow my “fans” so………

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An regular ordinary chat on Omegle.

  • You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
  • You: hey
  • Stranger: Hi......i want you to live with me......chained up as my personal sex slave!!! ready for me 24/7 ;-) ok?....whats your name and age??
  • You: fuck you! watch porn you naughty bastard! somebody should nail you ugly little cock on a cross like jesus was hanging on it!
  • Stranger: oh i'd like that
  • You have disconnected.

Posting things in different languages than English, or because I’m the strange German, in the language of Germany!

There we go! My first post in a different language!

Θα μας χωρίζουν πάντα κάποιες διαφορές

Αισθητικές ή ταξικές ή αν θέλεις κι άλλες

Θα μας ενώνουν όμως πάντα οι στιγμές

Αυτές που οι άνθρωποι οι απλοί τις λένε μεγάλες

Μοιάζουμε σαν δυο στάλες βροχής

Κι όσα λόγια κι αν πεις, μυστικά στο θυμό σου

Μοιάζουμε, κι αν σε κόψουν στα δυο

Κάπου ίσως σκεφτείς πως είμαι τ’ άλλο μισό σου

Frankfurt am Main, the city I love more than … myself! And I love myself a lot, and really, a lot!

Frankfurt am Main, the city I love more than … myself! And I love myself a lot, and really, a lot!

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson (1925-2005), American comedian.

Diggiloo Diggiley, I’m so f***ing awesome! 

Diggiloo Diggiley, I’m so f***ing awesome!